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Story Or Series Title: A Seventh Year to be Remembered: Truth or Dare. Are we to understand, do you suppose, that the seventh year itself is to be remembered, or the seventh-year student? Either way, I disagree, as this fic makes me long for nothing so much a Forgetfulness Draught.
Student Dunderhead Author's Name: vixen-pure
Full Name (plus titles if any): Hermione Granger
Full Species(es): Insupportable apple-polisher
Hair Color (include adjectives): 'The top layer of her hair changed to the same blue of her skirt and the lower layer was a raven black.' How very subtle.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dull yet calculating. Oh, I apologize-- it said 'eye color.'
Unusual Markings/Colorations: An enchanted diamond nose stud. Were I to see a student don anything so ridiculous, their house would lose ten points-- but then, Miss Granger's behavior throughout this story would leave Gryffindor with negative points.
Special Possessions (if any): Veritaserum stolen from my private stores. You see? Negative points.
Annoying Origin: The no-doubt enthralling marital bed of Muggle dentists.
Annoying Connections To Me: It is almost too painful to discuss, but I shall master my revulsion at least long enough to summarize it. In this tale, Miss Granger and I become physically intimate. Do not make me elaborate further.
Annoying Connections To Even More Annoying Canon Gryffindors: Appears to be having some sort of tortured love affair with Ronald Weasley. 'I've waited around for you far to long! I'm sick of your mind games,' she tells him. Yes, being forced to wait for Weasley must be difficult indeed, prize that he is.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters Who Are Not Me or Gryffindors, But Whom I Hate Nonetheless: Seemingly determined to bring shame and horror upon the whole of Slytherin house, she tempts Draco Malfoy into a truly stomach-turning embrace.
Annoying Special Abilities: Magically able to defy dress code without being given detentions. I assure you, this would not be possible in actuality. I would see to it.
Other Annoying Traits: '[T]ired of the Miss. Bookworm thing,' Miss Granger trades in her admittedly grating overachiever persona for that of a strangely-coiffed harlot.
Points taken: 40
( Dress code violation. 10 points from Gryffindor. )
( Unauthorized gathering in the astronomy tower at midnight. 10 points from Gryffindor. )
( Inappropriate attentions toward a professor. 30 points from Gryffindor. )
( THIS. All the points from Gryffindor. )
( Brazenly improper behavior. 10 points from Gryffindor, leaving said house with -10 points. Just as I predicted. )Current Attitude:  indescribable |
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For my first entry, I have chosen a story that is... rather special, really. Famous. Infamous, some might say.
Story Or Series Title: Tranquila and the Werewolf
Student Dunderhead Author's Name: Barncord
Full Name (plus titles if any): Tranquila Snape
Full Species(es): Certainly not a Snape, whatever else she may be.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, but as she is masquerading as my relation, I rather imagine she has raven tresses.
Eye Color (include adjectives): I shudder to think.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None noted.
Special Possessions (if any): A music box bestowed upon her by Lupin, an owl I myself am supposed to have given her.
Annoying Origin: The Snape family hearth.
Annoying Connections To Me: My sister the Hufflepuff.
Annoying Connections To Even More Annoying Canon Gryffindors: Engages in an amour with Lupin. If she really were my sister, I would disown her.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters Who Are Not Me or Gryffindors, But Whom I Hate Nonetheless: None noted, thankfully. Her non-canon Hufflepuff friends are excruciating enough.
Annoying Special Abilities: Seems to be some sort of academic prodigy. And yet-- I repeat, though it pains me-- she is a Hufflepuff.
Other Annoying Traits: Enjoys a harmonious relationship with 'our' father. As I have in fact spent time with my father, this strikes me as highly improbable.
( Tranquila is an OC with a fiery will and an independent spirit. My, how original. )
( Tranquila beguiles Lupin with talk of chemistry. I fear I may swoon. )
( The werewolf and my ersatz sister fall into each others' arms in the Owlery. )
( The heartrending parting scene. )Current Attitude:  cranky Points Taken: 30 |
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